Arrested Development
Questions and answers
Trivia

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Name Steve Holt's parents.
Eve holt and GOB

What award was Marta nominated for for her role on the show la amore prohibito?
A Desi

What did White Power Bill's name get changed to when GOB performed a magic trick on him?
Dirty Ears Bill

What was the series of religious tapes that George Sr. created in prison called?
Caged Wisdom.

Why did Tobias lose his medical license?
He performed CPR on a person who didn't need it.

What toothpaste does George Sr. use?
Glisten

What magic magazine is Gob trying to get on the cover of?
Poof

Tony Wonder invites GOB and Buster to be on his magic DVD. What was the DVD called?
Use Your Illusion 2, or use your allusion

What was the name of the novelty 70s song about the frozen banana stand ?
Big yellow joint

Who recorded the song?
Jimmy Jane

What was the organization, started by G.O.B., that blackballs any performer who reveals a magician’s secret?
Magician’s Alliance or Alliance of Magicians

Which Senior Citizen did GOB lose in the Aztec Tomb?
Earl Milford

What role did Carl Weathers get Tobias an audition for?
Frightened Inmate #2

Name all of the women Michael dated during the show
Maggie Liser (blind lawyer), Sally Sitwell, Jessica Bowers (publicist), Beth Baerly (high school ethics teacher), Rita (MR F), Marta

What rehab clinic does Michael checks Lucille into?
Shady Pines

What was the name of the dying girl Maybe made up to get paid?
Surley Funke

What is the name of the mid-90's folk band formed by the Funke family?
Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution

When George Sr. christened Little Justice, what did he change his name to?
David Ben-Avram

What is written on the chest of evidence that Kitty acquires?
H. MADDAS

What is the name of Judge Reinhold's backing band?
William Hung & His Hung Jury

The SAD center is on the corner of what two streets?
Hyde and No. Hope.

What is the French R-rated movie that George Michael and Maybe try to sneak into?
Les cousins dangereux

What was the name of the book Tobias wrote that was a huge hit in the gay scene?
The Man Inside Me

What company do Gob and Tobias form together?
Gobias Industries

What was the name of the business started by Lindsay which projects what children will look like?
Mommy, What Will I Look Like?

Which two couples were used to demonstrate how it would work?
George Sr and Kitty. AND Michael and Sally Sitwell.

What was the URL of the website Oscar set up to prove his innocence?
ImOscar.com

Quotes:


Unbelievable. The seal deal fell through. Three of the seals died on their way to Chad. How am I ever going to find a maritime lawyer?
Wife of GOB

I went to beach once. Next thing I know, I’m in crate next to pig.
Anyong

I’m not really in the mood for a kiss. This isn’t Marc Cherry’s house.
Ann

are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over— an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
Tobias

Oh, good. Have sex with this girl right now. Do it, go. Get in there. Have some sex with her right now.
Tobias

Maybe I’ll put it in her brownie.
Oscar

Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice bleeping or bleeping or finger bleep or bleepsting or bleeping or even bleep. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it.
GOB

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it’s the opposite. It’s... it’s like my heart is getting hard.
GOB

I ain’t kissing that old bitch.
Franklin

Well, isn’t that what makes it funny? I’m laughing. Go fish. Uno.
George Michael

She’s better looking than the whores you date.
Buster

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the ‘T’ on it?
Maeby

How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Lucille

Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
Michael

I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it
Lucille

Are those balls? ’Cause the last time we were here, they were balls.
Barry Zuckercorn

These are not balls. This was taken with a traffic camera. It shows you in your car with your father within the last 24 hours.
Wayne Jarvis

I withdraw the question. Why don’t we stop for the day... so Mrs. Fünke can get to her date with her mysterious Mister... Blah-Blah-Blah. At 8:30, unless you want to sit at the bar.
Bob Loblaw

You’re fired. What?! It’s over. And this is how you tell me, in the middle of a wedding? You shouldn’t have said anything. You shouldn’t have said anything.
Larry Mittleman the surrogate

Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man.
Carl Weathers

Whoa, whoa, this guy’s straight?
Dave Attell

Well, the operation went pretty smoothly. But once I got in there, the appendix wasn’t so inflamed. D’oh!
Dr. Frank Stein

I’ve got an outfit that’s going to turn that respect into something fun.
Nelle Bluth

So what about us? We were starting to establish some trust. Except for all the lies.
Maggie Lizer

Call me the Tin Man. I’m a friend of Dorothy’s now.
Little Justice

Wow, you get really girly after, huh?
Kitty

This is what they put me in. Why did I lose all the weight if they’re going to put me in a pool cover?
Judge Reinhold

You don’t really “get” nature, do you?
Johnny Bark

And that’s why you don’t teach your father a lesson.
J. Walter Weatherman

Oh! Look what you did! You plopped it!
Richard Simmons
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